i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
