Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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