He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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