why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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