awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
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she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
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Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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