My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
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You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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