i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
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You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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