i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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