I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
zippers are such a cool invention
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
he's gonorrhea incarnate
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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