Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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