hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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