HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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