covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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