Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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