One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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