Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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