No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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