Plan B is the new Plan A
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
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And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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