I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
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