Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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