so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
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Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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