You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
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Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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