Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
Can I color on your dick again?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
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I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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