windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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