3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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