Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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