But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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