He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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