He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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