I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
You can make out without kissing
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