I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
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I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
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