The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
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I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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