I'd wear matching sweaters with you
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
