KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
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i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
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Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
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