Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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