dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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