i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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