the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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