Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
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perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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