your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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