i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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