Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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