Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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