At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
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we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I want her autograph on my taint
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
so much tequila, so little girl.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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