He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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