there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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