So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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