I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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