I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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