Are we in a gay sports bar?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
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he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
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My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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