Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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