i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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