i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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