my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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