Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
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