The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i just sent this text using only my big toe
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We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
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