Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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